Sheepishly Asked Questions

Okay, we know there are those of you out there who are just bursting with all sorts of questions for us. If you don’t see your questions here, you can contact us any time.

Why an inflatable love sheep?

The sheep has had a special relationship with man since the dawn of history. For thousands of years, shepherds, farmers, and fraternity pledges have sought the comforts of a convenient sheep when a woman was unavailable. We happen to think this is truly revolting, so as a public service (and a shameless attempt to profit from this bizarre phenomenon) we created the Love Ewe Inflatable Love Sheep. We fully intend that the Love Ewe be used solely as a gag gift or home adornment.

How big Is “life-sized,” anyway?

Our Muttonbone Productions, Inc. research department did extensive research into the subject (actually, we looked in a few encyclopedias). We determined that real live sheep are, on average, about three and a half feet tall at the shoulder and about four feet from nose to tail. Ergo, our blow-up sheep is about the same size (which is actually pretty darned big).

What do you mean by “anatomically correct?”

Just what you think it means.

How durable is this Love Ewe?

The Love Ewe is, however, made of tough, heavy-duty vinyl, similar to the stuff used to make good inflatable swimming pools. A word of caution, however: The Love Ewe is not indestructible (if it were, we’d be selling them to the Defense Department, not to you people). Please do not overinflate, puncture, or incinerate. Do not use Love Ewe as a flotation device. Also, the Love Ewe is NOT A CHILDREN’S TOY. Please keep out of reach of children, for as with any vinyl or plastic product, it could pose a suffocation hazard.

Will you be making any other inflatable animals?

You know, just thinking about you people makes us want to take a bath.

Who designed the Love Ewe?

We did.

Has anyone ever fallen in love with a Love Ewe?

We certainly hope not. Remember, people, this is meant to be a gag, not as an inflatable barnyard date. We know that for some of you the Love Ewe is a real turn-on. We just hope that you keep taking your medication.

Original Love Ewe

Give the gift of blow up sheep to everyone you know with a sense of humor. People flock to it! One sheep fits all!

  • Durable thick vinyl
  • Easy to inflate
  • Hysterical & huggable
  • Life sized!

3.5 feet tall, 4 feet long.

Price: $34.99 + shipping

Women's Sexy Sheep Babe Tee

You'll look baaaaad-ass with a sexy sheep on your shirt. This white with black caps shirt printed on 100% cotton American Apparel tees is comfy, fun and sheeptacular!

Price: $18 + shipping


The Love Ewe Mug

A great mug with the Love Ewe logo and sexy sheep babe proudly displayed giving every beverage that extra sheep taste you’ve been searching for.

Price: $18 + shipping

Men's Sexy Sheep Babe Tee

Make other shepherds' mouths water with this sexy sheep shirt. Tell the world you appreciate both the form and function of sexy and delicious sheep on this 100% cotton shirt.

Price: $18 + shipping


Men's Sexy Sheep Hat

Currently on back-order

Got sheep on your mind? Unless you want to put mint jelly on your head, this hat is the next best thing. One size fits all!