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Please contact us via email with any questions or comments you might have:

Orders, pricing, or shipping:

» orders@muttonbone.com

General corporate information or inquiries:

» info@muttonbone.com

Bulk orders or special requests for entertainment, parties and events:

» orders@muttonbone.com

Our website:

» webmaster@muttonbone.com

Personal comments about our product:

» ithinkthat@muttonbone.com

Do you want to call us?

» 1-(646)-290-5421. Sorry. It’s a machine. Unfortunately, this is not a vast empire that we can live off of. We have day jobs. I know, it’s surprising that we don’t sell a billion of these a day. Please leave your name and email address along with your phone number. We’ll get back to you faster than you think. Email gets an almost immediate response.

Do you want to call and lie to us about improving our search engine rank?

Make an attempt to stop yourself. There is no way to get us to believe you.

We can’t tell you how excited we are about the prospect of hearing from all of you perverts. Actually, just thinking about it gives us the willies.

Original Love Ewe

Give the gift of blow up sheep to everyone you know with a sense of humor. People flock to it! One sheep fits all!

  • Durable thick vinyl
  • Easy to inflate
  • Hysterical & huggable
  • Life sized!

3.5 feet tall, 4 feet long.

Price: $34.99 + shipping. We use Shopify for eCommerce.

High Libido Sheep

She's tuckered out our ranch hands and is looking for a meaningful relationship today!

  • Durable thick vinyl
  • Easy to inflate
  • Hysterical & huggable
  • Life sized!

3.5 feet tall, 4 feet long.

Price: $34.99 + shipping. We use Shopify for eCommerce.

The One Night Stand Sheep

She's not looking for Farmer Right. She's looking for Farmer Right Now.

  • Durable thick vinyl
  • Easy to inflate
  • Hysterical & huggable
  • Life sized!

3.5 feet tall, 4 feet long.

Price: $34.99 + shipping. We use Shopify for eCommerce.